What Happens When You Are Poor

When you are poor, you often need to work two jobs.
When you work two jobs, you sometimes need to work late.
When you work late, you don't usually have time to cook dinner.
When you don't cook dinner, you have nothing left over for lunch.
When you have nothing left over for lunch, you need to purchase lunch.
When you are poor and have to purchase lunch, sometimes fast food is all you get.
When you eat fast food, you usually end up feeling like that woman who vomited on my foot on a cruise.
Which looks like this:

 Trust me, I know this from experience.